1. Kalau tersepak batu: Jangan terus bangun, sebaliknyer anda baring dan terus berguling-guling hingga jauh dari perhatian ramai...lepas tu baru bgn bila takde orang nampak..
2. Kalau terjatuh beskal: cepat-cepat naik beskal anda semula dan jatuhla lagi sehingga berkali-kali supaya orang ingat anda saje-saje buat lawak...
3. Kalau terjatuh tangga: terus bersilat seolah-olah anda dirasuk atau sedang berlawan dengan makhluk halus...
4. Kalau terjatuh dalam longkang: pungutlah sampah yang ada sambil marah-marah dengan suara yang kuat, pasti orang menyangka anda seorang yang amat prihatin terhadap kebersihan.. ..
5. Kalau jatuh ketika nak naik bas: jeritlah kuat-kuat.." oi! apa tolak-tolak ni?" walaupun tiada orang di blakang anda....
6. Kalau terjatuh di dpn bus stop: terus buat-buat pengsan sehingga ada orang membantu anda..kalau takde..baring terus sampai malam dan takde orang lagi kat bus stop tu...haa...ni lah masa sesuai untuk bangun semula....
7. Kalau jatuh tergelincir kat lantai licin: tarik la kawan (atau sesiapa yang ada kat sebelah anda) untuk jatuh bersama-sama supaya tak lah anda sorang je yang dapat malu...ye tak?....
Wife is a HARIMAU ¡¡¡¡¡ GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU
And some say : Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP) At home watch TV, go out bring HP. No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP. TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time. Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding, Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
Last but not least....... TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS............. once get it, HABIS LA. . hahahahaha...... so better choose TV
In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month (where father works, mother doesn't).
I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3,000, but, to make things simple, let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?
Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....
